conflict resolution

  • Please Pay Me For Bagging My Own Groceries

    I think I’ve finally graduated into adulthood.Not because I’m married.Not because I have children.Not because my knees occasionally make sounds that should be investigated. No. I graduated because I found two grey hairs two weeks ago and spent five solid minutes convincing myself my husband was going to leave me for a younger woman. I…

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  • THEINKCHA PEL

    Somewhere between artistic ambition and technological collapse, I accidentally named my website like an old-timey disease and nearly lost my mind to geometry. Anyway the blog looks hot now, so apparently suffering does build character. 📚💀

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  • People love saying “you can’t blame your parents forever” as if childhood magically stops affecting your nervous system once you pay taxes. The truth is, some wounds don’t disappear with age. You just get better at carrying them while pretending you’re fine in the Walmart checkout line. 💀

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  • Don’t Text Me “Merry Christmas” After Six Months of Silence

    This is late. But I needed time to process someone else’s brain. Failed miserably. So wrote this to detox the failure. Let’s just get this out of the way: This goes for any holiday. If you haven’t spoken to me in six months, don’t pop up on Christmas like we’re good. Don’t do it. Don’t…

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