dailyprompt
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What’s the best way to deal with negative thoughts? People always tell you to “think positive.” Which is adorable. That’s like telling someone whose kitchen is on fire, “Have you tried… not having flames?” Or… “Hey, remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2008?” Why yes, Brain. I was trying to enjoy my coffee, but…
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What’s the one luxury you can’t live without? If you’d asked me this question when I was younger, I probably would’ve said books. Or coffee. Or maybe the internet because apparently I need to know the life story of a random actor at 2:17 in the morning. Now? Air conditioning. Without hesitation. Without debate. Without…
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What are you good at? I’m really good at pissing people off on the internet for no good reason. Or maybe people are already pissed off and I’m a good target? From this perspective then I’m good at being a target for other people’s rage? In all seriousness despite my learned and taught behavior from…
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What’s the oldest things you’re wearing today? My childhood trauma. Still fits better than my jeans.