send help
-
What’s the best way to deal with negative thoughts? People always tell you to “think positive.” Which is adorable. That’s like telling someone whose kitchen is on fire, “Have you tried… not having flames?” Or… “Hey, remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2008?” Why yes, Brain. I was trying to enjoy my coffee, but…
-
There’s something deeply romantic about sitting on the couch at midnight while your husband gets spiritually absorbed into TikTok, a revenge boar terrorizes people on screen, and you debate whether getting up to pee is worth losing blanket warmth forever. Also, if movies are gonna interrupt the plot with boobs, they better at least be…