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What’s the one luxury you can’t live without? If you’d asked me this question when I was younger, I probably would’ve said books. Or coffee. Or maybe the internet because apparently I need to know the life story of a random actor at 2:17 in the morning. Now? Air conditioning. Without hesitation. Without debate. Without…
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I think I’ve finally graduated into adulthood.Not because I’m married.Not because I have children.Not because my knees occasionally make sounds that should be investigated. No. I graduated because I found two grey hairs two weeks ago and spent five solid minutes convincing myself my husband was going to leave me for a younger woman. I…
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I used to think my toys moved when I left the room. Then one day I found four raccoons gathered around a gambling table and realized maybe I never completely grew out of imagining secret lives hidden inside ordinary things.
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There’s something deeply romantic about sitting on the couch at midnight while your husband gets spiritually absorbed into TikTok, a revenge boar terrorizes people on screen, and you debate whether getting up to pee is worth losing blanket warmth forever. Also, if movies are gonna interrupt the plot with boobs, they better at least be…