Brain Dump
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So… plot twist: apparently I’ve been starring in a drama I didn’t sign up for. The setting? Courtroom land. The genre? Bad reality TV with legal stationery. Subject? I just want to see my kids without him breathing down my neck. Today’s highlight reel was brought to me via ex husband Stevie Poo’s formal court…
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Here’s the thing about Mom Monday: it’s supposed to be this wholesome Pinterest-core day where moms share crockpot recipes and Target hauls. Meanwhile, I’m over here living in a court-ordered parody of motherhood. Instead of soccer practice or bedtime stories, I get “7 p.m. Wednesday phone calls, monitored.” Like, I didn’t even know parenting came…