sarcastic writing

  • What are the most important things needed to live a good life? People always say the secret to a good life is relationships. Family. Friends. Community. Connection. Which sounds lovely until you’ve actually met people. Then suddenly a cabin in Alaska starts sounding less like isolation and more like self-care. What are the most important…

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  • Please Pay Me For Bagging My Own Groceries

    I think I’ve finally graduated into adulthood.Not because I’m married.Not because I have children.Not because my knees occasionally make sounds that should be investigated. No. I graduated because I found two grey hairs two weeks ago and spent five solid minutes convincing myself my husband was going to leave me for a younger woman. I…

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  • Send Help. Literally.

    There’s something deeply romantic about sitting on the couch at midnight while your husband gets spiritually absorbed into TikTok, a revenge boar terrorizes people on screen, and you debate whether getting up to pee is worth losing blanket warmth forever. Also, if movies are gonna interrupt the plot with boobs, they better at least be…

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  • THEINKCHA PEL

    Somewhere between artistic ambition and technological collapse, I accidentally named my website like an old-timey disease and nearly lost my mind to geometry. Anyway the blog looks hot now, so apparently suffering does build character. 📚💀

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