sarcastic writing
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There’s something deeply romantic about sitting on the couch at midnight while your husband gets spiritually absorbed into TikTok, a revenge boar terrorizes people on screen, and you debate whether getting up to pee is worth losing blanket warmth forever. Also, if movies are gonna interrupt the plot with boobs, they better at least be…
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Somewhere between artistic ambition and technological collapse, I accidentally named my website like an old-timey disease and nearly lost my mind to geometry. Anyway the blog looks hot now, so apparently suffering does build character. 📚💀
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A few days ago, I let a giant moth into my house. An Owlet I think it was. I don’t know. I’m not an entomologist, (although a few years ago I wanted to be one). Now, a normal person probably would’ve screamed, grabbed a shoe, and started swinging like they were defending the kingdom from…
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Relax. 😭We’re not starting with a psychiatric hold. We’re starting with Sunday night traffic, customer service phone calls, and the fact that my password requirements now apparently need a blood sample and ancient prophecy to log into anything. Because honestly?The older I get, the more I understand that quote less in a dramatic “standing on…
The Ink Chapel 